I need a lifeguard everywhere but the pool /
Join Lisa and Francesca as they regret drunk-shopping online, try smell-dating, and explore the freedom of a hiatus from men. They offer a fresh and funny take on modern life, showing that when it comes to navigating the crazy world we live in, you're always your own best lifeguard
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| Format: | Book |
| Language: | English |
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New York :
St. Martin's Griffin,
2018
New York : St. Martin's Press, 2017 |
| Edition: | First St. Martin's Griffin edition |
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Table of Contents:
- Perking up
- We're having a baby!
- Spot on
- Recipe ambition
- Our ladies of perpetual motion
- New Year's meh
- Lift and separate
- The off switch
- Becoming thirty
- Mother Mary and the eyebrow
- Moo
- Barking up the wrong tree
- Question authority
- Something we can all agree
- Topsy-turvy
- Adventures in herpetology
- The scent of a woman
- Pay the troll
- Ball o' fun
- Going where the weather suits my clothes
- Brain freeze
- Leave a tip
- Scrambled eggs
- Anniversary
- Batter up!
- Diaper Genie
- One-piece of mind
- World police
- Good morning!
- Blond and blonder
- Potted
- Happy birthday
- Pushing around
- Beach bums
- Work zoned
- The American dream
- The view from the ferry
- For the win
- Back to school
- Girl vitamin
- Which spices would you take to a kitchen island?
- Legends of the fall
- Political partisan seeks same
- Twelve hundred of my closest friends
- Running on empty
- If you're a woman, they only want one thing
- Mother Mary gets an idea
- Picture imperfect
- iPhonatic
- Home is where the bra comes off, part 2
- On Guyatas
- Suburban story
- I like big brains and I cannot lie
- High note
- Collect them all
- It's a boy!
- Remote control freak
- The bridal shower 2.0
- House dreams
- Hi, My name is
- Netflixxed
- Like a rolling book
- Sniff test
- Pasta impasse
- Let's twist again
- Don't bot with my heart
- Built Ford tough
- Weeding
- Keep calm and carry on
- Drunk click
- The bottom line on bottom-of-the-line
- Perking Up / Lisa 5
- We're Having a Baby! / Francesca 9
- Spot On / Lisa 14
- Recipe Ambition / Lisa 18
- Our Ladies of Perpetual Motion / Lisa 22
- New Year's Meh / Francesca 26
- Lift and Separate / Lisa 30
- The Off Switch / Lisa 33
- Becoming Thirty / Francesca 37
- Mother Mary and the Eyebrow / Lisa 41
- Moo / Lisa 46
- Barking up the Wrong Tree / Francesca 50
- Question Authority / Lisa 55
- Something We Can All Agree On / Lisa 59
- Topsy-Turvy / Francesca 63
- Adventures in Herpetology / Lisa 67
- The Scent of a Woman / Lisa 71
- Pay the Troll / Francesca 75
- Ball o' Fun / Lisa 79
- Going Where the Weather Suits My Clothes / Lisa 83
- Brain Freeze / Francesca 87
- Leave a Tip / Lisa 91
- Scrambled Eggs / Lisa 95
- Anniversary / Francesca 99
- Batter Up! / Lisa 104
- Diaper Genie / Lisa 108
- One-Piece of Mind / Francesca 113
- World Police / Lisa 117
- Good Morning! / Lisa 121
- Blond and Blonder / Francesca 126
- Potted / Lisa 130
- Happy Birthday / Lisa 135
- Pushed Around / Lisa 138
- Beach Bums / Francesca 143
- Work Zoned / Lisa 148
- The American Dream / Lisa 152
- The View from the Ferry / Francesca 156
- For the Win / Lisa 161
- Back to School / Lisa 168
- Girl Vitamin / Francesca 171
- Which Spices Would You Take to a Kitchen Island? / Lisa 175
- Legends of the Fall / Lisa 179
- Political Partisan Seeks Same / Francesca 183
- Twelve Hundred of My Closest Friends / Lisa 187
- Running on Empty / Francesca 192
- If You're a Woman, They Only Want One Thing / Lisa 195
- Mother Mary Gets an Idea / Lisa 199
- Picture Imperfect / Francesca 202
- iPhonatic / Lisa 207
- Home Is Where the Bra Comes Off, Part 2 / Lisa 210
- On Guyatus / Francesca 214
- Suburban Story / Lisa 219
- I Like Big Brains and I Cannot Lie / Lisa 223
- High Note / Francesca 227
- Collect Them All / Lisa 231
- It's a Boy! / Lisa 235
- Remote Control Freak / Lisa 239
- The Bridal Shower 2.0 / Francesca 243
- House Dreams / Lisa 248
- SuperLisa / Lisa 251
- Hi, My Name Is / Francesca 255
- Netflixxed / Lisa 260
- Like a Rolling Book / Lisa 265
- Sniff Test / Francesca 269
- Pasta Impasse / Lisa 273
- Let's Twist Again / Lisa 277
- Don't Bot with My Heart / Francesca 281
- Built Ford Tough / Lisa 285
- Weeding / Lisa 288
- Keep Calm and Carry On / Lisa 292
- Drunk Click / Francesca 295
- The Bottom Line on the Bottom-of-the-Line / Lisa 299